Moose

Alias: Moose, Domer, Wahid, La Merrr, Whatever else Fino liked to call me at the time. "Bitch" used to pop up every now and then - totally unjustified.

When did you live in the Manor? From Australia Day 2000 until June 2001

Why did you move into the Manor? Fino, Paully Brandoooooon and myself decided to look for a place together. The Manor was the second place we looked at. It was perfect and we moved in a week later.

Which bedroom was yours? I was upstairs with the rickety verandah.

Funniest Manor Moment: It most definitely wasn't when I lost my keys. Or when Fino stole my tracky dacks. They weren't very funny moments at all. When I washed the footy jumpers one Friday night and hung them up in the garage with the light on to dry was pretty funny. The solar energy emitted from the light dried all the jumpers in no time at all. Isn't that right Fino. Seeing Fino's face after Pauly and I had destroyed the big tree in the backyard was a classic. Fino had that customary bitchey look about him.

How would you describe the Manor? A lot messier now that I am gone and Spongy has moved in. Claw tells me he is such a grub.

Thing you like most about the Manor: Where do I start? Firstly, its nowhere near where Junior Patto lives. Secondly, the lockable garage that no-one can break into. Claw's playstation. The holes in the kitchen floor. The big backyard. Fino's shoes at the bottom of the stairs.

Why did you move out of the Manor? Because Fino never cleaned up his room!!!! I left when I was transfered to London with work. It was a good party at the Manor when I left. I think everyone was glad to see me go! My old man was glad to never have to see Dino again!!!

Have you ever seen Fino clean up his room? No. I have never seen him in the same room as Batman either. I think there is something going on there.

Have you ever beaten Claw in a game of Play Station tennis? No. But I beat him in Speed Freaks once - I think!!

Have you ever beaten Fino in a real game of tennis? F*ck off. What kind of question is that!! Fino is the worst tennis player I have ever seen!!!! I had the misfortune to be Finos doubles partner for a few months. We never won a game. We lost to Claw, We lost to Spongy, We lost to Spear, We lost to Tan1 and Tan2. We lost to everyone who graced the other side of the court. We were BADDDDDD!!!!!!

Favourite meal cooked by Fino: Fino's baramundi fillets with some sort of Thai sauce are good. Not as good as Domer's mash potato though!

Favourite meal cooked by Claw: Can Claw cook? I thought he was a train driver.

Last word on the Manor: The Manor is like a box of chocolates that don't taste anywhere near as good as Domer's mash, or Domer's pumpkin soup for that matter.